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Tee - Come Out With Your Cans Up

$36.99

The front of this hoodie lets Scientology's most famous bro-mancer know that the gig is up, and he might as well come on out.  The tax-exempt status for his beloved child-trafficking cult is almost finished, and then what?

 

The back of the hoodie reminds us that the Squirrel Squad from around the U.S. is on the case!

 

Be sure to subscribe to all of their channels so you won't miss a minute of Scientology's pathetic antics.  Their lack of super powers to be able to "handle" some people walking around with rectangular devices truly IS astonishing.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Tee - Come Out With Your Cans Up Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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